Our Mighty Homeland

Two Thousand and Four Statistics

Population: 5-17,432
Population growth rate: 1.97%
Birth rate: 69 births/1,000 population
Death rate: 25.83 deaths/1,000 population
Net migration rate: 1 migrant(s)/1,000 population
Main Exports: Party hearty attitudes, Mix tapes, Buttons, Several types of decals, Iron-on T-shirts.
National Fungus: King Bolete

History: As the folklore that has been passed down through the generations tells us, Demarconia was founded by three adventerous brothers, who were set out to find pirate gold. During a large storm at sea, their ship was destroyed, and their crew of over 100 strong was killed, save the three brothers. Luckily, they washed upon the beautiful shores of what would soon become Demarconia. Long story short, they killed eachother.

National Anthem, "Demarconia, I love thee" by Filmore Prescott:
Oh Demarconia, you have atleast three trees!
Your foliage is quite impressive,
It often puts me on my knees!
Your rivers flow with a majestic speed,
And your supply of bread always gives me something to knead.

Demarconia! Demarconia! You will always be cool!
Demarconia! Demarconia! You will never be a fool!

Hooray Hooray!
Demarconia today!


Location: Mid-Southern hemisphere. Approximately 500 miles off the shore of Aryglora.
Geographic coordinates: 12 30 S, 18 30 E
Coastline: 1,600 km
Maritime claims: contiguous zone: 24 NM, exclusive economic zone: 200 NM, territorial sea: 12 NM
Climate: semiarid in south and along coast to Luanda; north has cool, dry season (May to October) and hot, rainy season (November to April)
Irrigated land: 750 sq km (1998 est.)
Natural hazards: Over indulgent parties, wet hammocs, sun heated sand.
Nationality: noun: Demarcizzle(s) adjective: Demarcizzle
Religions: Antogorianls 42% Anti-Antogorianls 58%
Literacy: Total population 15%